Jesus Fish

people who would rather put a symbol of modern christianity on their cars than actually live the christian life. usually seen on vehicles speeding and cutting people off in traffic.
that car that ran over my grandma's feet had a jesus fish on it. the driver must have been late for church.
by themarcuscreature September 05, 2005
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Jesus Late

A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I got home so Jesus Late that my parents grounded me for 10000 years.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Raving to Jesus

A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.
I couldn't sleep last winter, the house across the street was raving to Jesus.
by arcu December 04, 2010
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Jesus dick

Dick so good that it heals all of your ailments
Girl: I thought you weren't going out tonight because you had a headache

Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick
by Dagger23 March 02, 2014
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bathtub jesus

Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.
I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.
by bkdouble October 06, 2006
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jesus year

The 33rd year of your life. Time to get moving and get things done (maybe).
Next year is my Jesus year, I better stop drinking.
by agill April 09, 2007
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jackhammer jesus

I found a jackhammer jesus in Kelly's pillowcase
by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004
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