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Jerk

Someone who jerks( thedance) usually wears bright skinny jeans a flat bill hat and nikes,vans,supras etc.
John: man those kids are gettin off, the can jerk!!
Bob: yeah fool they be,
Jerks
by xXJsadXx June 29, 2009
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Donut Jerk

To commence in a circle jerk in which each man ejaculates upon one donut and the last to ejaculate has to eat the donut.
"Bob was the last to finish during the Donut Jerk, so he had to eat OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! guys' cum off of the donut."
by Viciousdirt January 5, 2009
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twerk jerk

The act of furiously fapping your penis until you spludge a line of green chedder cheese
Dude i just twerk jerked all over that cunts face
by Mr. Bue November 7, 2013
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curtain-jerk

In wrestling, this is the term for the match that goes in-between two big storyline enders, to calm the crowd down. Also referred to as a buzzkill match.
Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley
Hurricane & Rosey vs. La Resistance <--
HBK vs. Triple H vs. Chris Benoit
by CM Oreo May 27, 2004
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jerk your gurk

the process of ejecting semen from the penis, and is usually accompanied by orgasm as a result of sexual stimulation. It may also occur spontaneously during sleep (called a nocturnal emission); what you would rather do than sit in on a boring, or otherwise worthless, activity.
Croce : Hey you wanna go see daVinci Code?
Saltz : Hell no, I'd rather jerk my gurk
Croce : Hey man Saltz didn't go with me to the movie so i went with Big Cheese.
JJSmedi : Yo, she jerk your gurk?
Croce : (smiles big) Nah man, we don't do that kind of stuff
by bump your way to freedom July 12, 2006
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linear jerk

Another form of the ever popular, "circle jerk", where there are only two participants therefore forming a "line" instead of a "circle".

The two participants jerk-off together and when they have both completed the action, they have attained a "linear jerk". Although sometimes referred to as a "linear wank", in the United States it has been growing in popularity in dorm rooms everwhere under the term "linear jerk".
Eric and I were in our dorm room, and it was just us, so we did a linear jerk. Next time you should come and we can have a circle jerk!
by J-P- October 3, 2006
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Meanie-Jerk Face

A person that is disguisting in every way possilbe. One that is an anouyance to people, and such. Most the time they are just acting in a stupid manner. But on rare occasions it is truely ment that someone is a id DUMBA**
*You are such A stupid, ignorent, foolish,........MEANIE-JERK FACE!!!!
by LostxPuppy! August 21, 2008
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