the Jareds

Explosive diarrhea.

I would go to the movies with you, but I have had the Jareds all day.

by Zuggalo September 29, 2011

skee-jawed

Crooked or askew.

(Used literally) “The screen-door was all skee-jawed and wouldn’t close properly.”

(Used figuratively) "The skee-jawed idea that a ballot measure will do anything to speed up the Marina Center project is rather asinine."

by agokee32 February 21, 2012

Jaree

A generous, good-looking, godly man. He provides for his family and does whatever it takes to make his queen/wife happy. He is a example of a REAL man.

Being Jaree is the best thing ever man.

by shaniaya December 22, 2016

Jarred

Just
A
Really
Really
Epic
Dude

"Check out my new shoes, I'm shinin' like Jarred in this bitch."

"You suck, why aren't you more like Jarred?"

by JarredJhahaha April 26, 2010

Whopper-jawed

Anything misalligned or moved out of or away from where it is supposed to be. Usually two objects that normally fit together in one manner that for some reason no longer do so.

"I tried to get that bolt out of the bumper of my truck after the crash but it was whopper-jawed as fuck, so I hit it with a hammer until it came out".

by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

Jaret

A beautiful kind hearted man. People with this name can be a bit stubborn but they usually mean well. Jarets often have brown hair and nice asses with big dicks. They usually like it up the butt and are really sexy.

You need a Jaret in your life.

I love Jaret's dick!

by Zaccccccchhharrrrryyyy March 7, 2011

Jarel

1. Usually a man of hershey's color. Desired by every woman. Is used to woman, of all ages, touching and caressing his body. Always looks sharp, wants to marry a strong latina woman.
2. Responds to the name, "Nutella"
3. Jarel's are never a disapoointment.

Im in the mood for a nutella sandwhich" "So you want to have a three some, cause im in the mood for some Jarel

by jarellover October 22, 2010