spite fight

A war or feud that's fueled purely from hatred and egotism.

My ex-husband wouldn't end this spite fight between us. It seems he will stop at nothing to cause me misery. He is truly a bastard.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 28, 2017

Sword fight

When two males pull out there penis’ and hit one another.

We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.

"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."

by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017

Fighting the Ogre

Trying to defecate while a penis is in your rectum

Samantha became weak as she was Fighting the Ogre so she took a nap

by Bradford McGee June 11, 2013

Fighting Muffins

Two chicks rubbing their pussies together while having sex.

The lesbian chicks in that video had an awesome fighting muffins scene.

by Jfrog May 4, 2011

Fighting Zoom

Excuse used when your friend says to you: DONT ENTER THE F.Z. which actually means (friend zone) when they're talking to a girl, but the girl asks what that means and you respond with the word "Fighting Zoom" which she thinks is a video game on super nintendo, but isn't!

Guy approaches Guy2+Girl: DONT ENTER THE FZ
Girl: Whats FZ?
Guy2: its fighting zoom 3 on super nintendo...duh

by mashmoosh March 9, 2010