Helmtard

This word is a coalition of words, the first one being the 'tard' from the end of retard. The 'helm' comes from the word helmet which can mean a man or hermaphrodites bellend. Therefore by calling someone a helmtard you are calling them a retarded bellend.

"You are sucha bloody helmtard!"

by Übersetzen November 1, 2012

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Helmine

She’s really nice and I love her more than anything, she always talk about how much she HATES boys and her obsession for Noah beck and Anita groove. She’s the type of person you’d love to be friends with if your LGBTQ+, She’s a big cat person and she probably has a nickname her friend call her that she hates but she’s still funny and everyone would love to be her friend.

-hey do you know “helmine”
-yes she’s fantastic

by Your grandma bitch December 31, 2020

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Scuffed Helmet

A woman with a great body but an ugly face. Refers to American football or ice-hockey equipment.

"Man - nice uniform, but the helmet's scuffed. Damn shame, that scuffed helmet"

by Billy Cruddup July 7, 2006

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trojan war helmet

Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.

When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

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brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time

(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?

by Jizzle May 23, 2006

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