Griphin

A Dooche, a fag, fat, man slut

look theres santa clause! cough cough FATTY!!!!!
griphin

by cant say its too much March 23, 2009

grip

mixing a 4 Loco malt beverage with Gin or other type of liquor.

Damn homie, I got twisted off that grip.

by kushX0j June 21, 2010

carlsbad grimple

A sex act in which the tip of one's penis is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.

During the orgy with the Thai hookers, Jon got a Carlsbad Grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.

by AdamMC May 17, 2006

Scrawny Kung Fu Grip

The act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man rectum, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. This term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.

Call 911, I think I saw our neighbor with our baby! I believe they are attempting a Scrawny Kung Fu Grip.

by amdbnagde May 20, 2016

gripe

girls in their prime age 12-14 (lol)
Girls who will go with an older guy just because hes older

Lets go to the movies to find that friday night gripe

by chris f baby March 15, 2008

The Grip Reaper

The Grim Reaper's counterpart who kills via handjob.

I found my grandpa dead and covered in his own cum, he must have been visited by The Grip Reaper.

by Garfibromyalgia June 22, 2022

grip-a-dick

Masturbation, to reach and grab yourself and whackawhackawhacka until you cum

Tom is alwys up for a rousing round of grip-a-dick, even if he's not alone!

by Toms ExGirlfriend February 24, 2003