Food Furniture

Garnish or any part of prepared food that isn't meant to be eaten.

You don't need to eat that basil, that's food furniture.

by J. Zabel August 28, 2007

food junkie

Somebody who eats an excessive amount of food.

John: "Wow Ashlee is a real food junkie"

Taylor: "Yeah dude look! She finished 50 wings under two minutes."

John: "Is that even possible?"

Taylor: "Dude.."

by Putrescent Penitent August 6, 2014

Fast Food

Eating out a girl while she is driving.

I gave my girlfriend some fast food on the way back from our trip.

by IamKalm March 13, 2010

Tracer Food

Food that can be identified in fecal matter.

Mike took a huge dump and noticed the corn kernals from the corn on the cob he ate the day before.

by jayz June 7, 2005

fast food

food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.

i need a toilet i just had some fast food.

by slanski March 19, 2008

food blister

Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.

Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!

by Rich October 31, 2003

cat food

Ketamine

I need some of dat cat food dawg.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003