Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

Penis Flytrap

A V-neck shirt with four buttons down, generally worn by closet homosexuals as a mating signal.

A: I’m not sure whether he’s gay or not.
B: Dude look at him. He’s wearing a penis flytrap.

by NERDFIGHTER53 March 14, 2018

cooch flute

Vagina and or a noisy vagina

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute

by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018

Douche fluter

Someone that vapes.

"Want to hit my vape? "
"Nah sorry I'm not a douche fluter"

by _majestical_testicle_ July 25, 2018

frequent flyer

A perpetually-horny dude who habitually "can't keep it zipped up" when he's in the company of attractive chicks.

Frequent flyers can be anyone, and at any level of social status or political prominence --- think Gary Hart and Bill Clinton.

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

Joe Flyden

The title given to someone who is achieving major clout in the political arena . Anybody wishing to reach status of "Flyden" must first obtain the signature helmet cut and then go through multiple obstacles like "The Cabinet" and "BuDGeTs".

Connor:"Dude did you see how cool he was in that one Insta post at the White House with the First Lady?"
Andrew:" Yea man idk how he got such a fineass like her tbh."
Connor:"He's a Joe Flyden. He can get whatever he wants ."

by Mynameisrickharrison December 18, 2018

shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play

Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece

by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019