flapid

A floppy flacid Penis. When the going gets tough. You gotta go rough. When your shlong ain't too long.

God Dammit Johnny, why are you flapid?

by flipid flapid fucker February 27, 2017

Flapcracker

To crack ones flaps

Once riding on a horse, my flaps cracked uncontrollably 'I've just had a flapcracker'

by Dungtrumpet March 11, 2017

Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them

Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Flap trap

When your so fat you loose stuff in your fat.

She's buff on her insta but I bet can flap trap in RL

by Fuhskvvcobdeovsgjv April 16, 2017

flap mouthed

When you eat so much pussy you start to taste like salmon

Girlfriend: You’ve been kind of flap mouthed but we haven’t had sex?
You: Uhhhh

by SwollenCuntFlaps December 4, 2017

Faphobia

The fear of a father or father like person

I have faphobia when I’m around my girlfriends dad

by Roe14 December 11, 2017

Flap it

Flap it- another phrase for saying shut up

“Megan why do you always smell?”
“FLAP IT!”

by Kkmuzz January 3, 2018