fight picker

These people are miserable in their own mind so they project their negativeness on others by arguing and complaining about everything. They try to bring people with positive attitudes into their dark world of anxiety and worry. Anger is the primary cause which is the root of all evil. They won't be happy until their anger and mean things they say spills onto others causing others to be unhappy just like they are.

Just so you know fight picker you cannot break me. Because you cant see my wings, know that they are there and you have not damaged them.

by jimmybomm February 25, 2021

Fighting the Ogre

Trying to defecate while a penis is in your rectum

Samantha became weak as she was Fighting the Ogre so she took a nap

by Bradford McGee June 11, 2013

Sword fight

When two males pull out there penis’ and hit one another.

We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.

"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."

by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017

Twi-fight

When two people get into an argument about which twilight character is better

Him: *facebook status* "ahhh i just love jacob"
Her: *comments* nope edward is better!
Him: noooo jacob!
Me: dude ya'll are having a twi-fight!!!

by nattybug October 12, 2010

beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 28, 2017

Fighting Zoom

Excuse used when your friend says to you: DONT ENTER THE F.Z. which actually means (friend zone) when they're talking to a girl, but the girl asks what that means and you respond with the word "Fighting Zoom" which she thinks is a video game on super nintendo, but isn't!

Guy approaches Guy2+Girl: DONT ENTER THE FZ
Girl: Whats FZ?
Guy2: its fighting zoom 3 on super nintendo...duh

by mashmoosh March 9, 2010