Chicken Faced

The act of eating too much fried chicken. You get that shimmering, glistening, glow of chicken grease on your face.

Man, I picked up a 20 piece last night and we all got chicken faced!

by CNB III November 21, 2010

Sheen Faced

To take more drugs than anyone can survive by banging seven gram rocks. A lot like being shit faced but instead of alcohol its more crack cocaine. Originated from Charlie Sheen having a brain that is not from this terrestrial realm and/or tiger blood.

Fred: Bro, I heard Mark died.
Rob: What, how?
Fred: He tried to get Sheen Faced

by YeahTO April 5, 2011

Throat-Faced Brother

It is the type of brother you do not want at your slumber party. Additionally, these people shower with their dog, cut carrots with their teeth and spit them into salad, and make loud cackling noises when they laugh.

Get your throat-faced brother out of my party!

by Fartin' Martin December 10, 2013

two faced friend

A friend who is always nice to someone, but the second they're not with them they act like they hate them and talk bad about them

Tony is always nice to Sarah first period, but during second period all he does is talk bad about her and say how she is the scum of the earth. Tony is a total two faced friend.

by Cardinal Gibbons Student November 30, 2015

Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

by MindGrapes September 2, 2016

phantom feces

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.

"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."

by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017

Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018