father's stove

The inside of your father's butt

Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!

Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!

by Daddys.Girl1987 October 27, 2017

Father

The thing I don’t have

Why don’t I have a father

by Father_figuer1010 June 11, 2025

Baby father

White persons version of baby daddy.

“My baby father has apple this weekend” -Becky
“ Baby Father?”-Shanaynay
“ Sorry baby daddy or whatever you call it” - Becky

Baby father

by Sluttymcslutslut94 April 12, 2025

Father

Its a thing that most people these days have

“What the fucking hell is a father?” Said little Timmy to his mother “I don’t fucking know! I don’t even fucking know who i had sex with to make you!” Said mother “WHAT THE FUCK MOMMY WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGA FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Pensi pensi pensi penis March 29, 2023

A father

Something Dream Stan's don't have.

The man who went to get some milk after you became a PNGtuber.

Guy: OMG Dream is so hot I want him to be my husband

Guy 2: are you sure you still have a father?

by Dream Stans June 5, 2022

adjudicated father

Alleged father

He is no longer the adjudicated father of Jennifer

by 459395 April 15, 2023

Father Style

A complex sex move where the male leaves the female right before the action; blueballing her. Usually make up an excuse like "I have to get milk" or "I have to get cigarettes." Then the male never comes back... ever.

Girl: "I can't believe Ron did Father Style with me. I haven't seen him since!"

by ZeiWasTaken May 12, 2022