Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

Facing out

A catatonic state achieved when browsing facebook. Noun: spaced out

husband: Honey what would you like for dinner?
wife: (silent while staring at computer)
husband: Helloooo, is there anybody there? I'll clean the bathroom if you say yes.
wife: (still nothing)
note: wife is Facing Out

by MrPoodle June 20, 2009

Farting Cheddar

To have an excess of money, and spend it wastefully.

He won the lottery and bought 60 cars, he's pretty much just farting cheddar at this point.

by Dr. BANE November 24, 2010

farting ass bitch

Someone who sucks ass at ping pong, has crusty black lips, a farts like a bitch.

Gosh, Ryan is such a farting ass bitch.

by Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww November 13, 2016

Faping

Having a good day

Yesterday sucked but now I am faping.

by MuskMaster5000 September 26, 2019

llama farming

This phrase comes from calling lots of drama "drama llamas." A person who does nothing but cause drama is a "llama farmer." A situation that causes lots of drama is a "llama farm." Doing something that causes drama llamas is "llama farming."

"Don't go near that bitch, all she does is llama farming! Nothing but drama."

by Aidan12066 January 27, 2010

Rusty Firing Squad

There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.

Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.

by Luke McCullough December 9, 2008