Ethan

Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocent snakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up

You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan

by Nonyabuidness September 23, 2021

Ethan j astle

The man with a big penis also known for being extremely smart

Ethan j astle has a Shlong

by Betty swolucks September 30, 2021

Ethan

Wasting there time chasing imaginary people, doesn’t seem real. Hide behind parents and spend times making excuses if you meet one make fun of them, they are easy to lie to and they will always throw money out to fake people so always lie to them about being their friend…

That boy ethan doesn’t know his girlfriend is getting piped by the bully that harassing him but hey let not let him know that…

by Biggestkikever October 4, 2021

Ethan Morgan

An awesome dude who says YAH DUDE HIPPIE way too much!!!!!!!!!

his dad said yah dude hippie and now Ethan Morgan is obsessed with it

by Savitar1022 October 6, 2021

Ethan Tyler Sowell

The Council above all, and way better, sexier, hotter, hottest, bigger than Kevin.

Hey look at him

Yeah thats Ethan Tyler Sowell

by Voidaby October 9, 2021

Ethan

Short...Just short

Dave: look at that kid
Bob:He is such a Ethan

by The pig October 19, 2021

Ethan Dube

gay but also homophobic, and eats hot cheetos with ranch!! also has a fat juicy booty

Girl 1: OMG IS HE EATING HOT CHEETOS WITH RANCH?!
Girl 2: classic Ethan Dube

by beemoviefan6 November 22, 2021