Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

by Shavvy April 23, 2009

Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

hay for my donkey

Getting some hairy pussy

I gotta split and get some hay for my donkey.

by Breadidas May 25, 2006

donkey wobbler

A slang term, predominantly British, for ketamine. This derives from ketamine's original purpose as a veterinary tranquilizer.

Tom got utterly wasted on donkey wobbler at Slimelight, did you see him?

by starebynight February 8, 2005

donkey bass

low frequency oriented music rooted in funk, often overly exciting and known to induce booty wiggling and krunkness inside the place; techniques used to produce this sound are often low frequency oscillations, created by analog or software based synthesizers, however Squarepusher has been known to render this sound with a bass guitar and effects

That dj was dropping the most retarded donkey bass I've ever heard.

by Andrew Luck September 7, 2006

Donkey Bollocks

Simple minded man with large genitals.

Oy, donkey bollocks, how's it hangin'?

by J61 October 15, 2007

Donkey Run

running from a donkey that is intent on inserting his junk

Joe was on the donkey run

by bestlegsintown February 14, 2010