dfuzed

The best christian rock band in Dothan,that rocks for Jesus

Marie And Jessyka's favorite band.

by Marie Harris May 24, 2004

DFS

means/stands for 'Damn Fucking Shit'

dfs i forgot my cell phone again

by Crazy Emmy July 19, 2007

DFS

DFS

short for Doucher Face Syndrome

When you don't even know a guy, but you can already tell that he is a douchebag.

i.e.

any guy that wears his collar popped, has a barbed wire tatoo on his arm, or wears designer clothes to impress girls, etc...

At a party...

guy #1- do you know who that is?

guy #2- i have no clue, but he looks like he has major DFS

by scottie too hottie89 April 10, 2009

DFAQP

DFAQP-(double fisting anal quadruple penetration) is when you put both fists in your partner's ass while hitting that from the front with your dick and a sandpaper dick.

I DFAQP'd the shit out of that slut last night.

by dirtydthegoat2 October 6, 2010

DFTD

Devil Facial Tumor Disease - a type of cancer that has been drastically affecting the Tasmanian Devil population, primarily due to the low genetic variation among the species.

"yo gurl, DFTD?"
"Devil Facial Tumor Disease. Our final's tomorrow. Shouldn't you know this by now?"

by CalmHam March 25, 2016

DFD

An acronym Rockaway Beach lifeguards use for patrons on the beach who are obviously not locals. DFDs are recognizable by their inability to swim or surf, their pale, pasty skin, or the clueless questions they ask like, "Yo lifeguard, what's da deal wit da bays and where beez da highest."

Fucking DFDs everywhere, there's no place to sit.

Look at this fucking DFD, what a clueless poser. He's about to go out there in 6 foot surf.

by Tranquilooo November 28, 2016

DFK

An abbreviation of the word "dickfuck".

"You can't catch me DFK!"

by RATION Linguistics November 15, 2017