dank robbed

When ones marijuana is stolen

Man I think we were just dank robbed my buds gone! I'm

by smokiegurrrl802 July 27, 2016

Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.

I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.

by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016

Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself

I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...

by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012

Dank Ben

A bitch who always doing something fucking crazy and who doesn't give a dam fuck. He fucks around and no he's not a normie.

Hey you seen Dank Ben he just jumped inside the trashcan.

by SomeCrazyBitch420 March 17, 2018

dank trump

The slickest, yet oh so sweet and passionate man alive. He'll be your best friend when your uncle raped you but be that Victor when it comes to picking up fine females for you. If you befriend a dank trump it'll make your virgin butthole moister than a oyster ;)))

He's a sexy beast. He can dank my trump;) dank trump

by F,isgjbg July 21, 2017

dank nugs

A type of very potent marijuana

I got totally wasted off those dank nugs! Lets go to Taco Bell!

by drugz4tacos November 1, 2019

Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT

1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.

by THENAMEOFBOTS June 5, 2019