Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.

Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.

by JR!5 July 3, 2014

Ultimate Custom Night

The 7th Game In The Five Nights At Freddys Series (Its Free On Steam also) Where People Dumb Enough To Say Their Gods At The Game Take On the challenge Of 50/20 Mode Where You Die upon Starting The Game

Guy1 Hey Bro Im A God At Five Nights At Freddys
Guy2 Oh Really Well Try Ultimate Custom Night
Guy1 Whats That
Guy2 Its The Seventh Game In the Five Nights At Freddys Series Where You Play Against 50 Animatronics On Difficulties From 1 to 20
Guy1 Bff I Can Beat That (Starts Game Sets All At 20 then Dies 30 seconds later)
Guy2 (Laughs)

by Man On The Internet October 29, 2019

Eve's customs house

Another name for pussy, vagina, etc.

She's such a little cocktease to Adam - she won't let him into Eve's customs house.

by weep0r January 15, 2010

tinker's cuss

Replaces the usual 'fuck' or 'damn' in the "I don't give a..." expression. Comes from old Irish slang, still used mainly in London.

I don't give a tinker's cuss what you think!

by cactusx102 December 11, 2007

Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.

That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.

by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013

text cussing

giving or receiving a txt that cannot be responeded to such as lol, haha, soo....., yea...., awesome

lol
Stop text cussing

by Chowblack June 12, 2008

sin cushions

Lady's breasts. The bigger and bouncier the better.

Nigel just loved playing with Audrey's sin cushions as she stradled on his love gun.

by Steve M January 25, 2005