Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

kentucky curtain cleaning

When somone wins a competition against a female and formally and respectfully sprays champaign or Gatorade up her skirt as a sign of good sportsmanship

After the race he gave Sarah a Kentucky curtain cleaning to show her how proud the team was of her

by Dr.fuego August 26, 2023

beef curtains

It refers to when something's time has come to an end, most commonly used by YouTuber KubzScouts.

"It's beef curtains for me, everybody" -when something bad happened and you're probably going to die

by lexyy. September 11, 2023

Curtain

Something that can protect you from seeing your sleep paralysis demon.

"Oh that curtain? It saves me sometimes.."

by i_eat_dog November 2, 2019

Curtains

Curtains is another Brooklyn slang for “it’s clipped” and “it’s quiet”. For a better understanding it means you’re done.

For example once I see that bith it’s “curtains”.

by PowerPussayGirls November 22, 2021

Pork curtain

Ball sack stretched out.

Antonym of Beef curtain (oversized vaginally inner lips).

I stretched his pork curtain out

by 2021Galileo November 13, 2021

Milk Curtains

Really really really saggy titties

Looks at the milk curtains on that lady. Fill a couple glasses with those old milk curtains

by RedditorsAnus November 13, 2021