Montovano Curse

Great men who can’t finish after an evening of lots of grog and die young

“Hey man aren’t you worried he might get that girl pregnant?”
“Nah, hes got the montovano curse”

by Marold Sapuski January 11, 2022

Carry curse

This is when you talk trash about YouTube-zxncarry or Unbancarry you will start to experience terrible things and horrible luck

Random -Carry you fuxking suck you sorry bitch

Random-Meanwhile My PlayStation blewup

This is the carry curse

by /unbancarry February 28, 2022

Brennans curved penis

Using your hook shaped cock to go fishing or fuck a dogs anus. Most likely the dog.

Let’s brennans curved penis today! Seems fun

by MassiveHorseJay March 9, 2022

babushka curse

A horribly curse that affects clocks and completely messes up the time.

Marc : "Wow, that clock is really wrong."
John : "Yeah, I guess its the babushka curse."

by atschoolrn March 29, 2022

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

Putin Curse

The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.

"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"

by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022

Finals Curse

A term for a phenomenon in osu! where the US was unable to win the osu! World Cup (OWC) without performing a bracket reset. The curse was broken in 2019 when the US went crazy and obliterated everyone, defeating South Korea in the Grand Finals 7-0.

fieryrage: I can't believe we need to do a bracket reset
Apraxia: Dude it's the Finals Curse

by Kerbalover99 September 28, 2022