cupcake

a person with celebrity worship disorder who is overly sensitive towards any reasonable comment, complaint, or criticism of a celebrity, usually because they are blinded by a toxic and unhealthy parasocial relationship

Person 1: Omg I love Ariana Grande! I would die for her

Person 2: Ew, stop being such a cupcake for her

by returnofsakura February 04, 2023

soft cupcake

soft cupcake, also known as olivia, is always the most opened minded girl. she will always be a soft cupcake, and a bottom. just make sure not to disturb her while she’s making zoe laverne edits!

omg soft cupcake was at school yesterday!

by canadagirlie June 20, 2021

cupcake cock

a term used to describe a circumcised penis when flaccid and shrunken.

girl: c'mon get it out i wanna see.
guy: wait, i need a little bit more time to get hard i have cupcake cock right now

by rebelmaster August 09, 2016

human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 23, 2018

cupcake supremacist

When someone prefers vanilla cupcakes over chocolate cupcakes, and vice-versa.

You don't like chocolate cupcakes? You're a cupcake supremacist!

by All Outta Angst December 06, 2015

louisiana cupcake

When one party lies flat on their stomach and a Styrofoam cup is placed between their thighs by a second party, and the first party proceeds to defecate directly into the cup, the resulting product is called a Louisiana cupcake, due to the resemblance to chocolate frosting.

I was helping my girlfriend shave her ass last night, and she shat into the cup I had shaving cream in! Bitch gave me a Louisiana cupcake!

by BDSMeme March 26, 2016

sunflower cupcake

A delicious miniature cake with sunflower shaped and colored icing.

Wow! That sunflower cupcake was artfully decorated and very tasty too! Buddy taught Jake well in Hoboken!

by themergs October 01, 2017