CoronaDick

When you touch a contaminated surface & then touch your dick. Congratulations, you now have CoronaDick!

If I’ve touched a door handle upon entering a public restroom, before I pee, I wash my hands in order to avoid getting CoronaDick.

by Peppy McPoker Face June 20, 2020

corona squad

the most problematic crew, consisting of the most problematic people

“wait, what’s so special about the corona squad?”

“oh... one voluntarily stuck their face in a lake,
one fell in a river,
one got hit by a car,
one slept in...”

by nicholas is in a cage July 3, 2020

Corona Check

1. Usually said in replacement for “rain check” by people living through the Corona virus.
2. A polite refusal to do something, usually with the implication that it could be done another time.

Stacy: hey, we should have a sleep-over!
Andrew: shoot, I can’t make it tonight! We’re all in quarantine due to COVID-19. Corona check?

by SilverScorpio13 July 6, 2020

Coronadictory

When rules and regulations for Coronavirus contradict one another.

Jim: All of the restaurants have to close due to Coronavirus, so they are expanding into the streets to include outdoor seating.
Nancy: Well that just sounds coronadictory to me.

by Jord0 July 8, 2020

Coronacation

everything you prefer to ignore / turn down because the corona got you super lazy

sav :" omg Lin i almost applied for this really great bank job but talked my self out of it"
Lin:" but why ? bank job sounds great"
sav - "nahh id rather keep my coronacation going"

by Linini July 10, 2020

Coronacated

When you think a bitch is hot and then she takes her mask off

Damn did you see latisha in the grocery store?

Ya I saw her outside she totally coronacated you

by Alabamacousinfucker July 10, 2020

Corona-bona

An onset of horniness due exclusively to the negative social and emotional effects of coronavirus, social distancing, or lockdown measures.

Tom: How’s Ryan handling the state-mandated stay-at-home order?
Matt: Not too well, he can’t go out drinking anymore So he’s got mad corona-bona. He basically fucks the same chick every week.

Tom: That’s too bad, this lockdown probably has him going crazy....

by rosssauce July 14, 2020