my dads condom broke

This is the reason why I exist

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Concord, ON

That place in between Maple and Thornhill that nobody knows is actually called Concord. Most of the people that live here just say they're from Maple if they're Italian because the rest of the population is mostly Indian and Asian.

Oh tru, fuck Woodbridge, Maple representt! Concord, ON

by Scarlettttt December 17, 2010

Candorphalia

An obsession with truthfulness and truthful things shaped like a penis

The man had great candorphalia

by Anakxksnana April 5, 2015

coedophile

Coedophile (noun): A man who is exclusively sexually attracted to younger women, but not little girls. A coedophile is NOT a pedophile. Many a married woman has caught their husband checking out a hot young college girl. It could be the babysitter, waitress, cheerleader, etc. While it is not appreciated, they know their man is not interested in molesting children.

Matthew McConaughey's character in the film Dazed and Confused is portrayed as a classic coedophile, especially when he says "I get older, they stay the same age."

A woman who sexually prefers younger men is a cougar, while a man who sexually prefers younger women is a coedophile.

Coed.com is a website targeted towards coedophiles.

by Shawnnabis May 29, 2015

Concoochador

Noun; While a conquistador is a conquerer of land a concoochador is a conquerer of the cooch. He (or she) finds the cooches in there natural environment and stakes their claim. They then move on for more. Also known a snatch catcher.

"I used to work at subway until I decided to become concoochador."
"She thought I loved her an I was AL im a concoochador I then rode, off on a horse in the sunset."

by Blackchristianwaterfallpussy96 June 5, 2015

conborf

A fat larded Jewish bastard

That's a big ass conborf!

by LunarCell April 28, 2017

Concord, NH

A place where many from Boston and NYC come to live when they want to get away from it all (while only being an hour from Boston and around 4 hours from NYC). A nice town with meh schools but great for 60+ age group. Concord is home to high property taxes and many high value properties.

Where are you retiring?
I’m retiring to Concord, NH.

by MilfordNH January 1, 2019