Hobophobia

John tried working at the soup kitchen, but his hobophobia kicked in so bad he had to quit.
by Shawnnabis January 06, 2019
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Nard

One who transcends being a nerd by being both extremely technically and intellectually well versed in a field but also considered extremely cool by the general public.
Bill Gates is a computer nerd but Thom Yorke is a music nard.
by Shawnnabis March 19, 2015
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Tokenology

The study of marijuana smoking inventions and enhancements.
From man's early toking inventions like adding cardboard filters to joints, to the first bongs, all the way to the vaporizer, tokenology is always advancing.
by Shawnnabis November 15, 2017
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coedophile

Coedophile (noun): A man who is exclusively sexually attracted to younger women, but not little girls. A coedophile is NOT a pedophile. Many a married woman has caught their husband checking out a hot young college girl. It could be the babysitter, waitress, cheerleader, etc. While it is not appreciated, they know their man is not interested in molesting children.
Matthew McConaughey's character in the film Dazed and Confused is portrayed as a classic coedophile, especially when he says "I get older, they stay the same age."

A woman who sexually prefers younger men is a cougar, while a man who sexually prefers younger women is a coedophile.

Coed.com is a website targeted towards coedophiles.
by Shawnnabis May 27, 2015
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iJawn

An iJawn refers to any electronic handheld device such as a handheld game, tablet or smartphone. The word originated in Philadelphia PA, USA. It is usually used in a negative connotation, such as disdain for handheld devices in general or bitterness stemming from not being able to afford such device.
Maybe you wouldn't have had that accident if you'd paid more attention to the road instead of messing with that iJawn all the damn time.

How would I find the library? Don't ask me, you're the one with the fancy iJawn, I'm sure that can figure it out for you.

Don't people talk to each other anymore? I cannot for the life of me understand these damn kids today, constantly on their iJawns.
by Shawnnabis March 23, 2015
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