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Mother Coconuts

A term for words that can drop you dead in laughter. Originally played on Sal Vulcano by the Impractical Jokers in their "Name Game" Series.
"When they told me my gynecologist's name was Dr. Hymen, I almost fell off my chair. It was such a Mother Coconuts of a name."
by OregonWarrior August 26, 2017
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cocoa puff

a joint of pot with cocaine in the center
Roll me a cocoa puff, I just score some coke (i.e. cocaine).
by rocky August 7, 2003
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reverse coconut

a person who hangs out with brown people, knows about brown people, and is just brown on the inside... but white on the outside.
by Kristen Mlarschmlar December 15, 2007
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coconuting

act of sipping an invisible coconut on the company's payroll while doing a meaningless task on your own or with a team, in order to maximize value for yourself at the expense of the company. It only applies to payed employees who enjoy a certain level of comfort from being let go. Comes from the act of enjoying a coconut cocktail while on vacation.
"John is coconuting right now": John is updating an Excel file that nobody in the company needs, just to make it until it's time for him to leave, because he doesn't want to engage in any activity that may keep him working late.
"Mike just coconuted me for an hour": Mike works at a different office with a different time zone, and he talks slowly and is very hesitant during the call, until is his time to leave. I am exposed to his indifference to work, and just have to suck it up, before I can go back to my agenda and keep working for the company. In my imagination Mike is sipping a coconut with his shoes off caring less about colleagues on the rest of the world.
by nordhaus January 22, 2014
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coconut grove

A jungle-like division of miami. Mostly full of liberals. And people who hate Home Depot.
by shaayna May 8, 2005
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coconuts

What Scar from the Lion king has
"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts jiggly jiggly. Big ones small ones fat ones some as big as your head."
by Quincy w. H. February 27, 2008
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coconut ghost

The hallucinations you get after too many Pina Coladas.
Adam Lambert: It's poetry guys. It's abstract. It's purpose is for the reader to find their own message in it. :)

UlrikaE: Coconut Ghost = The hallucinations you get after too many Pina Coladas?

Adam Lambert: Hahaha clever girl
by Glambert1877 September 6, 2009
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