Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018

Straight Clown

The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual

-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay

by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020

Clown Knower

A knower of clowns, one who associates themselves with the likes of clowns

Doug is a clown knower, always hanging around those clowns.

by Trashboat.Methane May 17, 2021

Clown Orgy

One step past a cluster fuck and/or on an ongoing basis.

The republican party under Trump was nothing short of a clown orgy.

by GiantNinja42 June 6, 2021

BoJo the Clown

A nickname coined for the UK’s onetime Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, because he consistently came across as such a blundering clown.

Oh let’s just get rid of BoJo the Clown, he is a laughingstock and his circus act will most certainly fold with a vote of no confidence.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

clown noise

when someone tries to voice their opinion on a conversation they just walked into, but their comment has no meaning or relevance and they end up making a total ass out of themselves

Bro1: "How about that cowboys game last night bro?"

Bro2: "Yeah, Romo killed it in the fourth quarter."

*kid walks in*

Fag: "Man I love football, you guys wanna be friends?"

Bro1: "Fuck off, clown noise."

by rockpiece December 2, 2014

Clown Bait

A person so incompetent that they would get lured into a sex dungeon by pedophile clowns

Dude you're such clown bait

by Tye Gordon Gillis November 11, 2017