classik 

A noteable event that goes off with a bang.

It's like adding class to sick!

Man that was just classik the way Osama Bin Laden died.

Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.

classik by the moody poet January 13, 2010

classicunt 

This word is used to describe someone who listens to classical music, but rubs it in your face like a cunt to give you the impression of their snobbishness. I know this because I myself am a listener of classical music, but with today's pop music, I can only blame the listeners of that stuff; not all classical listeners are classicunts.

Zomg, look at Tom over there, listening to Shostakovich and Schumann on his iPod. He really used to like metal, but now thinks he's better than everyone else because he listens to this music; what a douche!

Classicunt: Defined

classicunt by a classical listener May 27, 2009

The Classical Academy 

The Classical Academy is an overrated and gay high school in Colorado Springs, CO. Almost everyone that goes here couldn’t handle the pressure of going to a real public school and “fit in”, so they had their rich parents pay for them to go here. Breaking out into song and tieing sweatshirts over their shoulders is a necessity to a regular dude’s life there. All they have to boast for is an “amazing athletic program” which is par at best. They think they are the greatest at golf, but they are on top of a weak league with many newcomers rising up in the upcoming years. TCA’s soccer team nearly lost to Cañon, and they started 0-5! Moral of the story is, TCA is lame.

“Becky, look at that guy! He’s so hot.”
“Sarah, you know he goes to The Classical Academy , right?”

“Oh, I bet he has a boyfriend.”

The Classical Academy by Pitched November 21, 2018

classical letters 

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone. This type of communication was called, from Pharaonic Egypt, i.e. before the arrival of computers, personal epistolary correspondence

mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore

classical letters by Uncle Dimma January 4, 2014

classically handsome 

The type of guy who makes Calvin Klein models and Pretty Boys sob into a corner

Person 1: Dont worry, the modeling agency said they could use a bad boy in the spread.
Person 2: What does that make you?
Person 1: *looks off into sunset* classically handsome

classically handsome by Nightwing#1 June 30, 2015

Classical Star Wars fundamentalist 

A person, who would go on a heavenly crusade to ensure general acceptance for Star Wars having only the classic 3 parts. Sometimes combined with a fixation on the 3 first Indiana Jones movies

Peter: I'll soon be eating up my keyboard! There are only three real Star Wars movies! And don't say anything else about Indi either, I dare you!
Michael : It's obvious. You are a Classical Star Wars fundamentalist!

Classical Star Wars fundamentalist by TeacherMuhaha April 11, 2014

Classical Music

The best genre of music EVER. It has many notable composers such as Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Bach, Prokofiev, Saint-Saens and more. It is the most complex type of music and most pieces are so beautiful and gentle. Some other are violent, whereas some others are a waltz.

Classical music is so underrated and stereotyped as boring. It's fucking not you dumb idiots. Take a look at fucking Stravinsky, The Rite of Spring. Or how bout' Liszt, huh?

Regardless, give a go and listen to it. Some recommendations are, for violent, Liszt, Rachmanioff, Brahms, Stravinsky, Saint-Saens, Shostakovich, Berlioz, Prokofiev, Ysaye, etc. For gentle you can choose Chopin, Franck, Debussy, Ravel (most works), Mozart, etc. Other composers that are in an in-between are Beethoven, Bach, Handel, Schubert, Schumann, Grieg, etc.

I love to use classical music for studying and sleeping.

Classical Music by beginning to feel suicidal September 19, 2019