chocolate tampon

Inserting a tampon, prefferably a SUPER or MAXI into a males or females anus. Thus leaving a brown " Chocolate " coating on the tampon. Once removed & " Coated " you must project the tampon at an enemy or someone strongly disliked.

My best buddy was nailing my girlfriend, so I hit him with a Chocolate Tampon.

by Richard Goezinya January 6, 2007

Chocolate Creampie

When you jizz in someone's anal sphincter

One time when I was drunk, my girlfriend begged for a chocolate creampie. She Loved it.

by Cactus Creampie March 13, 2015

chocolate pebble

what appears to be a small chocolately, delicious piece of food, but is actually sitting atop a toilet seat and is, in reality, a piece of poop, dangling on the pure white porcelain.

Abe Lincoln: dude, don't go in there, General Lee definitely left some chocolate pebbles on the toilet seat...man what the Fuck?

General Lee: did I hear some say my name?

by Laquisha Verona McQueesha October 15, 2006

Chocolate blunt

a blunt wrapped in a chocolate swisher

doode 1- you wanna get high off my chocolate blunt
doode 2- DUH!

by rye dub December 13, 2006

chocolate eclair

when your chick is giving you a bj and you cum in her mouth then quickly turn around and shit in her mouth resembling what she would look like if she had just eaten a chocolate eclair

Adam: Yo dean dude, what did you do last night
Dean: Nothing really, I just gave Heather a chocolate eclair
Adam:wow your a sick fuck

by nickdc323 October 10, 2005

Chocolate Swirl

When a Male Or Female takes a huge dump on his or her partners chest in a spiral like motion

Shaun- I Had to go to the bathroom so bad so i got my gal and gave her a Chocolate Swirl
Brian- KILLER DUDE

by Omar Miranda December 13, 2008

Chocolate Rorschach

Pronounced (Chalk-O-lut Roar-shock) (noun) After unloading any consistency of bowel movement, do not wipe--this will destroy your results. You take your "artwork" to a close friend, bend over, spread your cheeks and ask your friend what they see. This is similar to the Rorschach inkblot test developed as a method of psychological evaluation.

Alternate definition: The results when someone with loose stools does not wipe and sits bare-assed on any flat surface, it's usually part of a practical joke, but can be done be as an accident by the incontinent.

Hey Brice, now that you've examined my CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH, I'd like to gauge your reaction...it will provide a window into your personality characteristics and emotional functioning.

Hey Ryan, thanks for the spicy bar-b-que...oh, and by the way, I just left a CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH on your toilet lid.

God damn, Uncle Mark needs to put his diaper back on, he just left a CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH in my driver's seat.

by Zelch58 May 23, 2006