such cases

Literal translation of Russian term "такие дела", which means "so it goes". Was recorded firstly and became popular on Krautchan /int imageboard, the place where Polandball appeared

My gf has dropped me and my heart is broke. Such cases.

by Bernd__ August 17, 2018

Spazket-case

A person that is acting like a spaz, and a basket-case.

"Get off my lawn you spazket-case!"

by anonymous May 5, 2022

Shitty pillow case

When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case

Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.

by Dick sleve October 8, 2018

Alaskan Pillow Case

During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.

Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?

Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.

by Susextrovert November 17, 2021

case of the lags

Case of the lags is when you and a mate (or a couple of mates) are on a voice server (Discord, Skype, Teamspeak ect) and one or more people start lagging out.

Person A: Oi Johno you there mate
Johno (lagging in and out): Yeah mate im here
Person A: Johno you have a case of the lags

by MenEverywhere1 June 7, 2019

case of the baddies

Spiriling, going through a hard time.

Holy, Randy really has a case of the baddies.

by Jaetee March 26, 2021

New Case Syndrome

When a new case is released on Counter Strike (or its spin-offs) but the drop rate is so abysmally low that people are willing to go as far as AFKing for hours on end, even when the odds are against them.

God damn, Brad. He's been in the past 10 games, just sitting there hoping to get that case! I swear he's got New Case Syndrome.

by DirtyPolarBear November 10, 2017