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Missmas Cards

What you have to buy and send, usually after December 25, when you receive Christmas Cards from people you'd have crossed off your list because they would not have sent you greetings last year.
This year I had to sent a lot of Missmas Cards because somehow, everyone remembered I exist.
by Anthonia January 10, 2008
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Cue Card

The subtle hints dropped by a guy or girl to pull a move
James: the date was great man, she was really close to me the whole time
Mark: Did you kiss her?
James: no
Mark: you totally missed your cue card!
by poonslaya August 23, 2014
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Trump card

A Trump card is a last-ditch, bottom-gutter effort to say yourself. The most despicable, morally bankrupt choice you can make with even a slim possibility of getting yourself out of a shitty situation you put yourself in.
After losing the role of student counsel president, Ron played his Trump card by spreading rumors that the election was rigged, even after proof to the contrary, in the hope that the student body counsel would reverse the vote.
by bbbellchee January 6, 2021
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blue card

someone who prefers using blue card while invading instead of gold because it does more damage
random: " why didn't you use gold card dude?"
tf: " blue card is better"
by milkaby December 26, 2020
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L Card

The proverbial card one has for being a certified lesbian.
"Girl, if you don't own a single flannel shirt you've lost your L Card."
by AryaIsABadass November 9, 2017
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Field Card

Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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Age card

Basically when someone is 16 and their friend is 15 and someone accuses the 16 year old of being a pedophile with absolutely no concept of what a pedophile actually is. If the 16 year old has a row with the 15 year old, then the 15 year old will appeal to emotion through creating false accusations of the 16 year old of being a pedophile. Essentially, the younger person does this to cultivate victimhood and make the 16 year old look bad.
16 year old: You ugly fuck

15 year old: pEdOpHiLe!

16 year old: Pulling the age card are we?
by UltimateDoge July 15, 2021
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