by quietadove July 14, 2010

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.
1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.
2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)
2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)
by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

Same as crap used as a adjective, only less intensive. Kids can use this word and not get in trouble.
by Dyl pickle June 29, 2006

1. one that has crappy tits.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 31, 2009

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!
by Fnck April 3, 2009

by Jusbeatti February 1, 2009

by sonicadvance64 December 22, 2004
