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Hoky crap

interj. of surprise , anger, and sarcasm. euphemistic of holy crap
Girl 1- got a tattoo for real!
Girl 2- Hoky crap! prolly other chicks are jelly.
by quietadove July 14, 2010
mugGet the Hoky crapmug.

crap hazard

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.
1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)
by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005
mugGet the crap hazardmug.

crap-a-dooly

Same as crap used as a adjective, only less intensive. Kids can use this word and not get in trouble.
Man, I missed the bus. Crap-a-dooly!

Crap-a-dooly that car is fast!
by Dyl pickle June 29, 2006
mugGet the crap-a-doolymug.

crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 31, 2009
mugGet the crap titsmug.

condom crapping

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!
by Fnck April 3, 2009
mugGet the condom crappingmug.

crap on a cracker

When all of a sudden everything thats good just went to shit.
I got raise at work today, but my car was towed, what a crap on a cracker.
by Jusbeatti February 1, 2009
mugGet the crap on a crackermug.

Dog Crap

BAH GAWD KING!!! LOOK AT THAT DOG CRAP, I MEAN GHETTORAIDER!!! I Need BBQ SAUZZ
by sonicadvance64 December 22, 2004
mugGet the Dog Crapmug.

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