Kid Butter

That disgusting sticky feeling every kid has on them at all times they feel as though they were eating something stick and got it all over there hands didnt wash it off but sweat it off

Get your nasty kid butter away from me

by Cruxors September 21, 2009

butter on glue

sticking to the team.

Oh i cracked the enemy maggie, stick to me like butter on glue

by gabrielkaris February 15, 2022

butter dish

a literal butter dish,,

what else were you expecting?

a butter dish on a table

by aneducatedhuman May 16, 2020

buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?

by camino83 November 22, 2013

rudder butter

The frothy mix of semen and lubricant created when one ejaculates and then uses said ejaculate as fresh lubricant for a second jack session.

After I splooged in that Dennys bathroom I got a creamy batch of rudder butter going on cause I had to go for round two.

by Thenineteen December 13, 2015

king butter

Typically a larger human. Can probably squat over 350 comfortably. Which is very impressive. Micro-Penis

Person 1: Man he's got a great back squat
Person 2: yeah but King Butter has a micro-penis

by Super Rat 123 August 27, 2017

Buttered Patties

When a male ejaculates on one’s booty and proceeds to spread his semen around the cheeks.

Dude! I left Rebecca last night with buttered patties!

by Chadwick Rockefeller May 4, 2021