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Bro Job

A blow job between two straight friends because one has blue balls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out.
Man, I haven't been laid in weeks, Timmy did give me a bro job last night to help me out though.
by Brick Riggid November 4, 2009
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bro it all

The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.
“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”
by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006
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bro out

Chilling with your "bros", listening to Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews, John Mayor, watching family guy, playing came cube, drinking Natty Light, bringing a black dildo to your bros house and loving every second of it.

Going to your bros house to talk about any of the above activities.
Bro 1: Bro, whatchu doin' tonight bro?
Bro 2: Bro, nothing, bro, nothing going on bro.
Bro 1: Bro, you wanna get together and just chill?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, maybe we can just bro out!!
Bro 1: Yeah bro lets go to my room and talk about it. I can't wait to bro out with you, bro!!!
by liz and gabbi March 26, 2007
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College Bro

Abercrombie shirt. Birkenstock sandals, cargo pants, sideways hat. Likes Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, rap, you know...just a bro. Similar to immature frat guys.
I'm worried about the state of bro in america.

Those college bros are such douchebags.

Bro rape among college bros is a big problem in america.

The bro came over with a 24 pack of Natural Ice, gamecube, and a big black dildo soaked in axe.
by beerfan10 February 4, 2010
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Cool bro,

When some one tries to be cool by telling you something, but you don't give damn, that's what you say.
Looser kid: hey! I just prestiged in call of duty!
You: cool bro,

Random friend: you have no friends.
by !young beaner!! September 18, 2010
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Bro Crush

When two straight men love to be around each other and have fun doing things such as movies, video games, lunch/dinner, and going chick hunting
Me and Rick went on our bro date and we went to the movies. . . . I love hanging with him. . .I have such a Bro Crush on him.
by Ritz347 April 5, 2009
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Bro-zoned

Bro-zoning is when a girl is referred to as "Bro" by a guy. This can happen whether said girl likes said guy or not, and is more likely to happen if the girl is a gamer. Level of insult is dependent on how many guys have bro-zoned said girl before you do.
Guy: Hey, bro! Wanna play a game at my place?
Girl: ...

Later

Girl: Guy totally just bro-zoned me...
Friend: I know that feel...
by SsSs February 23, 2013
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