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Yuma Blindfold

A sexual act in witch a willing woman lies on her back (preferably on the edge of a bed or arm of a couch) with the top of her head toward the floor. The lucky gentleman then violently shoves his member down her throat leaving his hairy testicles dangling in her eye sockets thus resembling a blindfold.
I almost killed that ho with a Yuma blindfold last night!!!

No, you can’t give me a Yuma blindfold again my throat is still sore!!
by Mike Hawk V December 1, 2009
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Binder

(v) to know a girl (in the biblical sense) after intentionally getting her drunk.
1. Yo, dawg. you shoulda seen this phat bitch i bindered last nite!

2. My friend JP bindered Dunny last nite. It was quite classless.

3. Rob tries to binder girls but fails all the time. He sucks.
by The DC July 23, 2008
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blinds

1: Pubic hair around the vagina that hides the actual lips, making them camouflaged.
I wanted to hit that, but couldn't see past her blinds.
by J.M. Spliz December 7, 2007
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Dutch Blindfold

Male on top 69, cover woman's eyes with testicles, "blindfold" her.
Jenna never saw the carrot headed for her ass, in fact she couldn't see a thing, TT had applied such a thorough "dutch blindfold"
by Hairy Almeja April 3, 2009
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Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid

When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.
Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
by sharpshooterdre January 13, 2010
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male blinders

The invisible barrier that covers a man's perception of the truth.

Pleading total ignorance to a situation.
He kept saying "I don't understand what happened. I thought everything was fine" when his wife filed for divorce.
by Kelly J April 7, 2005
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boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.
Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.
by ownNfools March 4, 2008
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