bus blind

The condition of not seeing public transit, specifically the bus, as a viable option for commuting to and from or around a city or metropolitan area.

All of the local media outlets covered parking & driving directions to reach the downtown jazz festival but not one mention of transit because they are bus blind.

by transitdad June 27, 2018

donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018

double-blind study

A medical experiment where neither the testers nor the subjects have any idea what they're doing or what the actual risks might be. Why, for all the testers know, they themselves might also be accidentally ingesting the substance under test and be totally unaware of this fact, as well --- NOT a healthy or safe situation.

The infamous ‘Elephant Man’ drugs-trial --- all six of the test-subjects nearly died --- is a classic case of a double-blind study gone horribly wrong --- talk about the blind leading the blind!

by QuacksO March 12, 2018

anime blind

when you confuse one anime with another

is that naruto no it's dbz you are anime blind

by aeiou23 May 8, 2019

get blimmed

to blim someone up is to sell someone one gram of ketamine which is actually half a gram of ketamine and half a gram of slightly ground up salt. the buyers will message you the next day saying it was “dope wonk” and “wavy”. you’ll reply with “safe”

basically any deal where there is asymmetric information where the consumer is worse off is an example of a consumer getting “blimmed up”

this can be in any situation not just ketamine also.

did you hear how i massively underweighted those goons on a shot of K ??

hahah yeh get blimmed

by wonk master June 30, 2019

Tear-blind

tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears

Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind

by Bigtoez July 25, 2019

Cock Blind

When you're done masturbating then lose feeling in your pp

*me in the ER* ok so, I was having a good time last night, then i went cock blind.

Surgeon: this Is the 3rd case today..

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019