Birthday Cake

The act of inserting a carrot rectally in a sideways fashion

My ass was sore from the birthday cake my girlfriend gave me.

by Durty Sanchez August 17, 2003

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Birthday Virgin

(Birth,day-ver,jin): Refering to one who has not experienced sexual intercourse on the same date as their birth.

JAMIE: "Ooo!!! Girl I'm excited!"

ANNA: "'Bout what?"

JAMIE: "Darrick's birthday!"

ANNA: "Girl, we already went to the party."

JAMIE: "I know, but Darrick invited me back to his place after it all sizzled down. We 'gon get our birthday sex on! It 'gon be special!

ANNA: "And what is so special about having sex for the 2-hundreth time?"

JAMIE: "Giiiirl, he a birthday virgin!"

by Todd Rikil July 6, 2010

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canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

by nick greca March 26, 2009

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happy birthday

on a mans birthday his spouce/girlfriend must make all of his favorite foods, then he proceeds to jizz all over them and his spouce/girlfriend must eat them all and if she fails to finish she must put it all in a tupperwear container and save it for later

i made jenny give me a happy birthday yesterday....she was so pissed

by WobbaWobba September 17, 2006

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