ANY GSXR "Gixxer" motorcycle built by Suzuki that white males named "Chad Steve John or Joe" rides mostly without gear and sometimes with a stretch kit on a 600cc motorcycle.
My dudes check out the stretch on my 200mph Gixxer 600 it corners great and lays rubber from 1 to 3rd at a flick of the wrist boyeeee! Pony bike is a fox body mustang on 2 wheels. Let's go Brandon!
by LOWDOUGH iNC. June 11, 2022

by greeky81 December 5, 2017

Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!
Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...
Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...
by Mydickisbiggerthanagoddamnchic May 13, 2020

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.
2. The worst fucking experience ever
2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021

by swiftyswifty January 15, 2021

by Alamein January 8, 2023

He who has the most freestyle ,flatland, bmx pedal bikes . Also known as the freestyle master, and or king.
by Blessedmess July 2, 2023
