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haggard ass bitch 

This Phrase, used by downtown Oakville, Ontario teenagers means simply:
Haggard - Completely wasted. Wasted can describe, being high or drunk.
Ass - A fun word to stick in the middle.
Bitch - Replaces the name of the person who is "Haggard."
Me: (Insert name here)! You haggard ass bitch!
Friend: (says nothing, too wasted to speak) *falls over*
haggard ass bitch by Kai* July 11, 2006
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fag ass bitch 

A term for someone you strongly dislike that seems to be homosexual and says bitchy things.
fag ass bitch by Dylan Haub June 11, 2006

skank ass bitch

refers to one with a rotten behind who is also a full time shrew.
your girlfriend insists that you give her friend elise a ride home from a party, but you tell her, "no way am i allowing that skank ass bitch to rest her rump on my leather."
skank ass bitch by keith rebelo April 27, 2004

C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch) 

Derogatory, but accurate term for describing an obese, rude, ugly, fat, clumsy, stupid, and (did I mention?) obese woman. These creatures seem to only have a one-outfit wardrobe comprised of jeans and a XXXL sweatshirt... the least attractive combo possible. You may find them in the first 3 rows of a college lecture hall, constantly answering the professor's questions to the class, INcorrectly, much to their own embarrassment as they anticipate redemption with the next question, but don't seem to know when to cut their losses. This entity also has no personality, just semi-rude remarks, do not attempt interaction. If you get too close you may find yourself getting shouldered by this wide-load, so when out on the plains, look out for yourself.
"Dude, that damn C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch) tried sitting next to me in Chemistry today, what a bitch, I had to fake a phone call to run out of class with my stuff, I thought I was gonna puke!"

Down Ass Bitch 

A woman who possesses a "ride or die" mentality.
Yo, Wendi Deng is a down ass bitch.

fuckin ass bitch

someone being rude,obnoxious,unpleasant, rude,or mean.
he's being a fuckin ass bitch
fuckin ass bitch by Edna rose January 8, 2016

blockhead ass bitch 

When some one has a square head
Me: be there or be square
You: I'm already a square!
Me: damn that's true you blockhead ass bitch