A sexual contraption resembling a swing with straps, the woman is secured to it in a spread-eagle position. This enables the man an increased range of motion and positions during sexual intercourse, as well the weight support provided by the Basket itself. The term is derived from a crude verson of the Basket--it may have possibly been invented in Vietnam, but adding on the "Vietnamese" to the term just makes it sound funnier.
I put her in the Vietnamese Fuck Basket the other night, I railed her into utopia in that fucking thing.
One time I fucked her so hard in that Vietnamese Fuck Basket that the swing fell out of the cieling, and my cock just tore into her ass. Anal, baby...anal.
One time I fucked her so hard in that Vietnamese Fuck Basket that the swing fell out of the cieling, and my cock just tore into her ass. Anal, baby...anal.
by JJJ September 11, 2005
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Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.
by tom December 23, 2008
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A politically correct way of saying that the government is going to give tax-payer's money to religious groups so they can use it to persue their religious agenda.
'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.
'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.
Tony Blair: I think faith-based schools will benefit our children.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.
by thepreacher May 9, 2006
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Basketball requires strategy, and agility. Out of the 3 real sports, it's the quickest paced. Basketball is normally played by taller men.
Basketball requires strategy, and agility. Out of the 3 real sports, it's the quickest paced. Basketball is normally played by taller men.
Tim: Hey Tom, Do you wanna play basketball?
Tom: Heck Yeah! It's wicked exciting!
Tim: Alright, Let's Play!
Tom: Heck Yeah! It's wicked exciting!
Tim: Alright, Let's Play!
by Sport_Jock209 August 17, 2011
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Get the baked mug.1. The opposite of a gift basket. A basket of crappy gifts that nobody wants.
2. In fantasy football, it refers to a quality for quantity trade. One player offers multiple crappy players for a quality one.
2. In fantasy football, it refers to a quality for quantity trade. One player offers multiple crappy players for a quality one.
1. I put 50 dollar into that raffle and ended up winning a shit basket.
2. Listen to this shit basket that JD offered me! He offered Hassleback, Avant, and Spiller for Chris Johnson. I'd never accept that shit!
2. Listen to this shit basket that JD offered me! He offered Hassleback, Avant, and Spiller for Chris Johnson. I'd never accept that shit!
by CowboyDebop December 10, 2010
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