baked

adj 1. under the influence of marijuana; STONED.

"Man we got baked last night."

by MF September 5, 2002

Zachary Jonathan Baker(Zacky Vengeance)

The Rhythm Guitarist For Avenged Sevenfold. He was born in Orange County, California on the 11th of December 1981. His Eyes are Green. Zacky Vengeance has a penchant for changing his hair colour quite often, bleaching his hair white and dyed purple on the top (2004). He has recently completely dyed his hair blonde.He owns a clothing line called Zacky V. Presents Many of the designs include the Vengeance University logo, or skulls along with the Est. 6661 logo.He has a dog named Ichabod C. Vengeance.His passion for music and guitar came in at quite an early age when he began teaching himself guitar on his dad's old acoustic at thirteen, He managed to learn the riffs to many of his favorite songs even though he had to play the guitar upside down due to the fact he is left handed and his father not.While still in high-school he began playing guitar for MPA, a band he and some other friends had started; the name came from a night of watching porn, hence the name Mad Porno Action. Although they played one concert in the quad at school they were unsuccessful and Vengeance was blamed for stealing all the microphones and was arrested but no charges were made.In the Avenged Sevenfold All Excess DVD, Baker talks about how he and M. Shadows formed Avenged Sevenfold. Later on Shadows goes on to say that when they all picked their stage names, Zacky adopted the stage name Zacky Vengeance because "There were a lot of people he really had a problem with back in high school."

Zachary Jonathan Baker(Zacky Vengeance) has the cutest green eyes and the greatest baby face ive ever seen i love him

by Jami-Lee Martel October 23, 2007

Bakerized

An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.

He really Bakerized that server rack.

by El Borracho27 December 21, 2008

Martin-Baker Fan Club

A slang term used to refer to anyone who has ever had to eject from an aircraft, in combat or otherwise. The name comes largely from two facts: Martin-Baker is one of the oldest and most well-known ejection seat manufacturers, and almost any pilot is thankful for that ejection seat when they have to bail out.

The Martin-Baker Fan Club: If you've ejected, you're a member.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

baked as a cake

So high that you are on another level

Dude let's go to Taco Bell.
FUCK YEAH! I'm baked as a cake

by T-weave12 November 10, 2009

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 13, 2008

Bakers

Slang for Bakersfield, California

Ex. 1

"Rodolfo 'Cheyenne' Cadena was born on April 15, 1943 in Bakersfield, California. In 1959, he and fellow Bakers homeboy Richie Ruiz were convicted of stabbing a man to death outside a Bakersfield dance hall."

Mundo Mendoza, 'Cheyenne Cadena - A Mafia Legend' July 27, 2019

Ex. 2

Ice Pick: Remember the homey Jamie Osuna from Bakers?

Snuffy: Yeah bro! That dude was a savage!

Ice Pick: Was? He still is! He beheaded his cellie and made a necklace out of the dude's organs!

Snuffy: Oh shit! Damn! Them dudes from Bakers don't fuck around!

by ZXY&ABC May 7, 2020