Friend1: "yoo keep cool there's a pig in a blanket"
Friend 2: "oh word? An undercover cop?"
Friend 1: "yeah man just lay low"
Friend 2: "oh word? An undercover cop?"
Friend 1: "yeah man just lay low"
by PearlStorm2212 September 20, 2025

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013

The act of sucking on someone's toes while their foot still has a sock on it. The sock is the blanket wrapping the "pigs" that are that person's toes.
by bigh0ss99 April 18, 2022

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
by pritchy September 2, 2015

by panheaddan November 15, 2023
