Ashley is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her
pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’
s so
awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will
rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell
Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to
death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with
Tommy.
Ashley and
Tommy will be together forever.
God damn bro, did you see Ashley at the
bar last night ?
She got drunk
af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in
love with her.