i don't do

When you're too good to do something. Refusing to do a certain task, or wear a certain type of clothing because it is beneath you.

I don't do flats. They're trashy.

I don't do garbage. Save it for someone else.

by Just me me me February 20, 2010

Don't get lemon

"Don't get lemon" - simply means 'don't get loud' in cockney slang. Usually used in london pubs when the bloke wearing the stone island jacket gets vexed with some mug at the bar.

"Don't get lemon you gooner mug, or i'll cut your fucking jacobs off"

by _FaRSightxc2_ August 6, 2006

Don't fight the pipe

Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.

"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."

by Silky Johnson December 23, 2005

SIKE: Don't Do It.

Opposite of Nike Just Do It. pretty self explanitary :p

Michael: I wear Nike shirts all day everyday

Natalie: Ahh me too. JK

Kenz: psh yeah, I wear "Sike: Don't Do It." shirts all day everyday

Michael: -_-

by Rodrik@whimpykid2 May 6, 2011

pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

by stahlout September 16, 2006

Don't hurt the doggie!!

This phrase is applied when someone has their priorities so out of whack that they'd cry for a dog if it died in a movie but have no problem watching a dozen or more people getting killed, even though everyone knows that animals are never mistreated on a movie set.

It also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal's life but allowing a human or group of people to die.

Usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner "Your priorities are all messed up!", because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?

John: "I'm watching this movie. It's sad. They killed a dog."

Jack: "Wait a minute. The killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you're okay with letting them all die but 'don't hurt the doggie!!'?"

by DJ Eternal November 5, 2012

don't even trip

Don't act like you don't understand.

Don't think for a minute that I'm going to believe you don't know the truth about the situation.

Girl, don't even trip. That man is not going to call you.

No, you can't use my credit card. Don't even trip.

by Pam November 30, 2003