Roadman 1) bruv fuck off before i bang your teeth
Roadman 2) shut up bruv i'd batter you out of existence
Roadman 2) shut up bruv i'd batter you out of existence
by wannaberoadman October 8, 2019
Get the Bang your teethmug. by bad habits sucks August 9, 2022
Get the Big teeth blackmug. Pubic hair stuck between teeth, requiring manual removal or the application of floss (mint or waxed).
My date last night had hardcore hairy snizz. I was afraid my late date was gonna see my parsley teeth.
by @RealControlledBurn June 26, 2020
Get the parsley teethmug. A technique popularized by Chewy. Warning!! IF YOUR TEETH ARE TOO SHARP, A TERRIBLE THING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU WILL SNAP YOUR STRINGS, AND YOU'LL DO NOTHING ELSE ALL AFTERNOON!
by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 12, 2023
Get the Teeth solomug. You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)
Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
by Poopymcpissson June 9, 2021
Get the Teeth Mossmug. September 22nd - A day to appreciate your teeth, created by YouTuber, CoryxKenshin after being traumatized by the short film "milk teeth" by the YouTube channel "Alter"
Person 1: Have you brushed your teeth today?
Person 2: Yeah, 43 times
Person 1: THATS WAY TOO LOW ITS TEETH APPRECIATION DAY!!!
Person 2: Yeah, 43 times
Person 1: THATS WAY TOO LOW ITS TEETH APPRECIATION DAY!!!
by RiiceTOB September 22, 2021
Get the Teeth Appreciation daymug. 