Wexual Wintercourse

*Note: In this article, a wenis does not necessarily have to belong to a male, about 100% of women have wenises as well, and vice versa for men having waginas. However, to properly engage in wexual wintercourse, one wenis and one wagina (or more for added pleasure) must identify as male/female to avoid confusion and getting AIDS.

Wexual Wintercourse can be defined as the intriguing and often taboo'd act of inserting/grinding/rubbing a male wenis (outside elbow) into a female wagina (inner elbow), causing one or both partners to scream out in pleasure, horror, satisfaction, etc. When the wenis is unprotected, wexual wintercourse most commonly results in the production of wabies , unwanted elbow babies.

Wexual wintercourse can also be stimulated by two male wenises rubbing/bumping/scratching their wenises together, who are commonly known in the field of elbow studies as Womosexuals.

Wesbianism is another common term used to describe two female waginas grinding/itching/tearing away at each other's inner elbows. The sad, usually alone and desperate individuals who engage in this activity are known as Wesbians

1. Wenis: I don't have any cantaloupe left in the house, wanna have wexual wintercourse?

Wagina: Sure!

2. Wenis: My feet are itchy, will your wenis pleasure me?

Other wenis: Absolutely!

3. Wagina: Unf unf unf unf

Other wagina: ...

by GleekyGaga September 12, 2011

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Winger-ing

Definition 1: Hooking up with a female way too young for a man's age; as referenced in the 1980's song by Winger, "Seventeen"

Lyrics: "daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me..."

Definition 2: A disgusting old man fetish
Bruce Willis and Emma Heming
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart
Billy Joel and Katie Lee

Dude: "Hey Dad, you can't just ask my ex-girlfriend to dinner, that's wrong!"

Dad: "Son, I'm just Winger-ing for a while until your Mom decides to come home"

Dude: "Damn that's gross...."

by dorito jackson, atl ga March 24, 2009

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winter logging

when someone freezes a poo and uses it as a dildo for either themselfs or others. soon the ice will melt leaving a poo filled vagina.

girl 1 "yesturday i left a poo outside and in the morning it was as hard as ice and so i stimulated my vagina for the rest of that day with it. i just love winter logging"

girl 2 "um... ok"

by the public illustrator November 14, 2009

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Winter

A very pretty African American, soon to be successful girl. She slay everyone and is very cute. She got a lil booty, very skinny but still popin. Dont take no shit from nobody. All talk aside, her hands be ready. Very smart, strong, and amazing. She is goddess/queen bee. She loves shoes and clothes and is a girly girl. Very loud and lit asf.

Omg is that winter?

Yes

Lord she is pretty!

by Ausjwjau March 25, 2017

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The Winter's Tale

A play written by William Shakespeare circa 1610. Absolutely brilliant, as was the rest of his work. This play deals with Leontes, king of Sicily, who believes (mistakenly) that his wife Hermione is having an affair with his best friend Polixenes, king of Bohemia. Leontes appoints Camillo to poison Polixenes and imprisons Hermione, but Camillo believes in Polixenes' innocence and they leave for Bohemia together. Hermione has a baby while incarcerated (Leontes, naturally, accuses it of being Polixenes') and orders it to be burnt... Read the play if you'd like to know how it ends ;)

The Winter's Tale is what is known as a "problem play" as it has intense psychological drama in the first three acts but in the last two it is fairly comedic and results in a happy ending.

How exactly do you exemplify this?!?! Example: An example of a character in The Winter's Tale is Paulina, Hermione's lady-in-waiting.

by The_Raven October 7, 2006

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