wet walter

similar to a wet willy (or willie), but when you lick your finger and put it in someone's asshole, making sure to turn it around for discomfort. extra points for anal discharge.

while evan was sleeping, i went behind him and gave him a wet walter

by evanslover December 11, 2007

Wet Jessie

When you're awake in the bed next to a sleeping girl, you masturbate and release it all over her. The key here is to make sure she sleeps and does not wake up until you have left the house as she will be shocked and confused about what is on her. Particularly good after a night of drinking.

She was sleeping, and I was horny. I watched a porn quietly, then gave her a Wet Jessie.

by Ken Fisher August 31, 2005

wet pussy

Best feeling in the world

I have a wet pussy right now

by Xx-lil-miss-me-xX November 22, 2006

wet slap

When you get water on your hand and slap someone in the face, because not only does it get their face wet but it also makes an excellent sound.

John was pissing me off on the way to school so I put my hand in a rain puddle and wet slapped him.

by Lis June 25, 2005

wet thing

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet

Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."

by Douggie November 3, 2006

Wet Wagon

Wet Wagon- A wet wagon is a Moist wet Vagina,
Often encountered when a woman is sexually excited.

Whens that bitch gonna give me go in her wet wagon

by Disturbed May 5, 2004

Wet Mango

The secretion of bodily fluids in the vaginal area when a girl is turned on by men or women alike.

Whenever Cyrstal saw burley surfers with tatoos, she couldnt help but get a wet mango.

by Cherie Jose August 14, 2009