Virginity Wenger

Someone who has a dick but refuses to use it

My friend A Had has a dick but he refuses to use it coz his a gay he is a virginity Wenger

by @shocking83 August 19, 2016

linus westerberg

A guy who will sweep you of your feet and always be there for you. A person with a big and strong figure and blue eyes that you might aswell drown in. The hugs and kisses he'll give you will be with you for the rest of the day. He is the kind of person you'd either want to be bestfriend with or have a romantic relationship with.

Linus Westerberg is such a dream.

He is a typical Linus Westerberg.

by Urbans Santa for everyone December 11, 2016

Whack Winter

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.

I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!

by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016

cyber winter fling

When you match with someone on a dating app and develop a fling texting, but are too deep in the winter blues, too lazy in your sweat pants, and too busy watching romantic Xmas comedies with your roommate to actually meet in person.

The key rule is to never have sex with a cyber winter fling before New Year's Eve.

by Amelietheporcupine December 29, 2016

hardened western style

Having sexual relations in a hardened western style porta John while deployed with the military. Bonus points for keeping a mothball out of the urinal

PVT Johnson just gave MAJ Hansen a hardened western style.

by Hardenedwesternstyleexpert September 29, 2017

homo winter gear

Winter clothes such as jackets, pompom snow hats and baseball caps, worn instead of impressive winter gear such as overcoats, plain skullcaps and deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.

Because gay fellows or pansies are denied liability insurance, they are only entitled to wear homo winter gear such as winter jackets and pompom snowhats or baseball caps. Homo winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Kenny," said the claims examiner, "but because you cannot afford liability insurance due to the big H-shaped hole in your wall, you may only wear homo winter gear, such as a winter jacket and a baseball cap or even a pompom snow hat. I know you'll look like a pansy, but that's the way it is."

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

mumbai winter

Something that doesn't exist. Like the loch ness monster.

Ghosts are like mumbai winter, you might believe in it, but it doesn't exist.

by digitalhumor September 30, 2019