Wash off the Taco

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.

Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.

by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004

foot-washing baptist

A Baptist who is so devout in their religion they think everything is a sin, especially anything that feels good.

He is such a foot-washing baptist, makes me wander how he had children. Do you think he flogged himself afterwords?

by Sly April 04, 2005

washing machine syndrome

when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.

Guy: How was that date last night?

Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.

Guy: Nasty!

by caaaaasey November 18, 2009

Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.

Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.

by Ken R December 18, 2008

Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.

When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.

by Sir BB May 12, 2011

car wash

A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.

"Damn, I just gave myself car wash!

by 10Triggers October 28, 2005

Wash Yo Face

The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.

Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!

Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!

by BossAssBytch January 06, 2014