Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.
-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
by MaDiSoN!! March 21, 2010
Get the Blue Waffle mug.It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.
Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.
by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010
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1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.
2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.
3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.
3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
by macnatty24 January 15, 2011
Get the Waffle Debacle mug.(Adjective) You wack off with waffle boxes on your hands.
(Verb) To go masturbate in a fort of waffle boxes.
(Verb) To go masturbate in a fort of waffle boxes.
(Adjective)~ "Dude you are such a box waffle!"
(Verb)~ "After I stiffy pancaked my girlfriend, I am going to box waffle with my friends."
(Verb)~ "After I stiffy pancaked my girlfriend, I am going to box waffle with my friends."
by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011
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Get the ego waffle mug.Also seen as wflpwnd. (1)It is used to describe pwnage so severe that the person receiving the pwn now looks like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.
(1)As Timmy was playin COD4 he said "OMG noobzars, i am about bout to wflpwn you all!"
Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!
Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!
by ShadowSoldier October 6, 2008
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