Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

by MaDiSoN!! March 21, 2010

Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010

Hoop Waffle

Talking crap - as in talking out of your hole.

Hoop = ring = hole = ass.
Waffle = rubbish.

Talkin ass-rubbish = hoop waffle

CDB was pretty drunk and stated talking some major hoop waffle.

He started hoop waffling out of him.

by leaners of ballycolon January 23, 2004

Orange Waffle

Orange Waffle: a term referring to female genital mutation giving the large and puffy labia with orange hue with cheese-like excretions that sometimes smell like Asian food. This retardation of the vagina leads to continual break-ups and embarrassment for females with this condition. Often found in Asian females, Orange Waffle Syndrome (OWS) sometimes leads to said females acting out wildly.

After finally getting intimate with his new girlfriend Sharon, Barry smelled the lower-body wafting of Kimchi & Soy Sauce and disgustedly ran from the room. Once again Sharon's Orange Waffle Syndrome (OWS) ruined a relationship and in a drunken rage, Sharon streaked through her neighborhood laying on top of cars at times.

by MrChunk June 15, 2012

ego waffle

It's the fuel for a bro's ego.

I was getting my swell on at the gym when this broad told me I had nice arms. My daily ego waffle.

by dreadman11 June 14, 2011

beef waffle

1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.

2. Vagina.

3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.

Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."

Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"

Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"

by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009

Box waffle

(Adjective) You wack off with waffle boxes on your hands.
(Verb) To go masturbate in a fort of waffle boxes.

(Adjective)~ "Dude you are such a box waffle!"
(Verb)~ "After I stiffy pancaked my girlfriend, I am going to box waffle with my friends."

by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011